December 2009
Resolution Numero Cuatro
Exercise… I guess.
Resolution Numero Tres
Read more. Breathe more. Relax more.
Resolution Numero Dos
Be more organized in every area of my life.
Resolution Numero Uno
Be selfish with my feelings.
Merry (after) Christmas followers!
Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn - Relator
Watching The Incredibles and crying because i’m pissed at everyone seems like a solid Sunday night. I’m going to drink a bottle of wine and do laundry. FML
Christmas vacation..
Why do you hate me?
“L-O-V-E’s just another word i’ll never learn to pronounce.”
– 3OH!3
TFLN
(650): Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
TFLN
(708): so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
TFLN
(419): i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
“The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and...”
– Tom Robbins (via kari-shma)
I'll paint my nails red for Christmas.
This is the only Christmasy thing in my house so far. Sad? Yes I think so.
Paul McCartney - Simply Having A Wonderful...
It's marks day
I hate this day. HATE HATE HATE
TFLN
(610): Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
TFLN
(207): they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Also, you were a jerk earlier.
Just so you know.
Mr. Skin's Top 10 Nude Scenes of the Decade →
You know you want to know…
I started reading Lovely Bones last night!
And I think I might really like it.
Updates to come. I love having the time to read books again.
TFLN
(703): you thought your tounge was “malfunctioning” because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.